yagikidd57:

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little-scribblers-heart:

otto-woods:

weaver-z:

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

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escuerzoresucitado:

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stil-lindigo:

Keep reading

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repmet:

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

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kingofthehilltoday:

antimony-ore:

cur10uscr0w:

hoejangles20:

You can’t leave this in the tags

In my mind now this is what king of the hill looks like

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finnglas:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

socialmaya:

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

They’re older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It’s why we’re like this, I think. You don’t stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You’re always going to be a little Off.

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paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny

easily the best comment this tiktok received.

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useful-boy:

tyrantisterror:

For years I’ve heard that those booby mousepads are actually really good for a person with carpal tunnel syndrome but didn’t decide to test that knowledge because I don’t want to buy a booby mousepad that would make me some sort of sex pervert, I was raised Catholic I’m a good boy not a sex pervert. But earlier this year I bought a Gigan body pillow as a joke only to find out body pillows are actually really comfortable sleep aids, so… so I bought one… I bought a booby mousepad.

…and my wrist feels so much better when I’m using it.

How many other comforts and aids have I forsaken because they’re embarrassingly horny? How many discomforts have I endured purely out of a societal shame about expressing anything sexual? This world is fucked man.

*Vigorously taking notes*

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bisexualshakespeare:

kindly-whisper-norbury:

frontier001:

IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)

Originally posted by seplaib

[ID: gifs of astronauts tripping and falling on the moon.]

Original in Plain text: Is Moon Day!!! Mooooon Day !!!! The Day OF Mooooon! Happy Moon Day 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)